Lizard's Got... Er.. Talent?
Written by: Chris Ager and Tamara Rosenwyn
Directed by: Whole cast collaboratively
Produced by: The Lizard Amateur Dramatics Society (now LAFTA). All rights reserved.
Props & Costume by: Gillian Higgs
Content Advisory: This play contains strong language and references of a sexual nature.
Themes: An isolated village at the edge of the world, League of Gentlemen-style humor, and the concept of being trapped in time.
Synopsis:
"Lizard's Got... Er.. Talent?" is a comedic exploration of a village talent show held annually on The Lizard, which now has an exciting opportunity: a minibus is set to transport hopefuls from Cornwall to the renowned auditions for Britain’s Got Talent in England. The local group, LADS, takes on the challenge of identifying truly talented individuals to represent The Lizard on a national stage.
The show is hosted by Nobby Ender, a well-meaning but muddled elderly gentleman, alongside his naive and insecure co-host, Fanny Gurt-Licker. Fanny embarks on a personal journey of self-reflection, questioning the true meaning of talent and fame. Nobby provides a gentle Cornish perspective on the evolving world around him, confronting “exotic” and “new-age” concepts, including modern art and contemporary notions of identity. Meanwhile, Fanny struggles to find her authentic self, often resorting to imitating famous hosts and comedians in her quest for success.
The villagers showcase their unique and eccentric talents, featuring one-armed jugglers, tap-dancing plumbers, welly-boot-spinning ballerinas, cold-sea swimmers and cow-teat squirters. Each participant takes the competition seriously, eager to leave the village behind and seek fame in the vibrant metropolis of London.
In a bid to sway the audience, each performer presents a dramatized video recounting their “sob story.” Despite their lacklustre performances, the show raises questions about the nature of success in a world that often prioritizes spectacle over substance. The audience votes to determine the standout talent worthy of a seat on the village minibus, culminating in a humorous resolution where it is deemed unfair to declare one performer superior to another. The finale leaves the audience with the paradox of everyone being a "winner," yet none satisfied with the outcome.
Directed by: Whole cast collaboratively
Produced by: The Lizard Amateur Dramatics Society (now LAFTA). All rights reserved.
Props & Costume by: Gillian Higgs
Content Advisory: This play contains strong language and references of a sexual nature.
Themes: An isolated village at the edge of the world, League of Gentlemen-style humor, and the concept of being trapped in time.
Synopsis:
"Lizard's Got... Er.. Talent?" is a comedic exploration of a village talent show held annually on The Lizard, which now has an exciting opportunity: a minibus is set to transport hopefuls from Cornwall to the renowned auditions for Britain’s Got Talent in England. The local group, LADS, takes on the challenge of identifying truly talented individuals to represent The Lizard on a national stage.
The show is hosted by Nobby Ender, a well-meaning but muddled elderly gentleman, alongside his naive and insecure co-host, Fanny Gurt-Licker. Fanny embarks on a personal journey of self-reflection, questioning the true meaning of talent and fame. Nobby provides a gentle Cornish perspective on the evolving world around him, confronting “exotic” and “new-age” concepts, including modern art and contemporary notions of identity. Meanwhile, Fanny struggles to find her authentic self, often resorting to imitating famous hosts and comedians in her quest for success.
The villagers showcase their unique and eccentric talents, featuring one-armed jugglers, tap-dancing plumbers, welly-boot-spinning ballerinas, cold-sea swimmers and cow-teat squirters. Each participant takes the competition seriously, eager to leave the village behind and seek fame in the vibrant metropolis of London.
In a bid to sway the audience, each performer presents a dramatized video recounting their “sob story.” Despite their lacklustre performances, the show raises questions about the nature of success in a world that often prioritizes spectacle over substance. The audience votes to determine the standout talent worthy of a seat on the village minibus, culminating in a humorous resolution where it is deemed unfair to declare one performer superior to another. The finale leaves the audience with the paradox of everyone being a "winner," yet none satisfied with the outcome.